Did you get the name Anal Cunt from the GG
Allin song, "Anal Cunt "?
no, i started Anal Cunt in march, 1988. gg wrote that song sometime in the
1990's. in fact, he asked me if Anal Cunt wanted to be his backing band in
february,1989. i said yes. we never ended up getting together though,because
he ws living in chicago at the time which is about 1,000 miles(1,600 km)
away from where we were from.
What happened between you and Chris
Barnes?
me and josh were looking for a new drummer for AxCx. sometime in 1996 (before
we got nate). the only reason we went to the six feet under show was to hand
out flyers looking for a new drummer. while 6fu were on, we were heckling
them. after the show, chris barnes grabbed me by the shirt, which felt like
being grabbed by a weak 2 year old. i asked him if he wanted to fight me
outside, and he said yes. stupidly, i turned my back to walk out the front
door and fight that gay midget faggot. as my back was turned, i got jumped
by about 5 of his roadies/friends/whatever. the bouncers threw me out. chris
barnes never touched me. i had some kid go up to the 6fu tour bus and ask
barnes if he still wanted to fight me, by himself. he stayed on the bus, and
probably blew a bunch of guys or something.
APRIL 16TH 2003 UPDATE :
i still hear shit every now and then about chris barnes saying he kicked my
ass (he didn't even touch me) and how he'd do it again. i don't know if
that's true, or if it's just a bunch of gossiping internet fags, but either
way, there is an open challenge still on for him to fight me (BY HIMSELF,
one on one). after recently getting into six feet under (they're one of the
funniest bands i've ever heard), it might be hard not to laugh hysterically
if i did see him, so he has that advantage over me in a fight. if he started
singing "Stepping Stone", i would probably be crippled from laughter. but
even with that advantage, i'll still fight him anytime. an interesting note:
six feet under has never played boston since that incident between us (i
told you he was a pussy!!)
I heard you are married, is that
true?
no, i'm divorced. (waiting for the "you look divorced" and "ha ha, your wife
left you" jokes)
How old are you?
i was born on may 15th, 1968
What happened between you and drop
dead?
we played a show with drop dead on halloween, 2000. i've know them for a
while, and i knew the drummer long before they even were together. i found
some photos of drop dead from when we played with them in 1993 at gilman
street in california, and since i didn't have any reason to have drop dead
photos, i brought them to the show and gave them to them, and chatted with
brian and bob for a while before we went on. during our set, some faggot
punk rocker was spitting on josh, so i went out and punched him in the face
a few times. i guess he was friends with drop dead or something. also during
the set, i was making fun of drop dead and their gay lyrics. after
constantly making fun of them, their pussy singer came while my back was
turned and pushed me off the stage, and i got kicked repeatedly by a bunch
of faggot punk rockers. the crybaby punks were mad that i was making fun of
towelheads, and just about everyone else. the gay guitarist for drop dead
unplugged josh's amp, so josh took his glasses. if there was a mild fight,it
lasted a couple seconds between other people, and everything got broken up
and the cops came. after this show drop dead went around saying they beat us
up, but it's all bullshit. they are a bunch of fags. p.s., this show was
sold out, and the promoter only gave us $100. what a fucking jew.
APRIL 16TH 2003 UPDATE :
i've ran into ben (drop dead guitarist) a couple times in the last few
months, and everything is cool with me and him. so, i don't really have a
problem with drop dead anymore (except for their dumb lyrics, hahaha).
What happened with hatebreed?
we were playing some metal/hardcore festival in massachuseets. there were 3
stages, the misfits headlined the big stage, Anal Cunt headlined the middle
stage, and hatebreed headlined the small stage. something happened earlier
in the room the little stage was in, so the promoter decided to have
hatebreed go on before us on our stage. i was in the bar next door the whole
day (i wasn't interested in seeing any of the horrible bands that played).
when i came in to play, i heard hatebreed were going on before us, so i went
back to the bar. during hatebreed's set, lots of people were yelling at
them, because they wanted to see us. the singer in hatebreed started whining
that they were more popular than us and sold more records. so, i came back
to the show when i figured it was time for us to go on. i got on the stage
to get ready, and jamie started yelling at me. him or one of his pals pushed
me, then 20 of their friends formed a big circle and started punching. they
were either punching themselves, or the ground, because on the video of
this, you can see 20 wiggers punching, and me standing 5 feet away watching
with my arms folded. no one in hatebreed laid a hand on me. the cops came
after the promoter fucked us over and said we couldn't play, and wouldn't
pay us either. i was being a jerk to the cops, and they arrested me, opening
the door with my head as we left the building. i'd also like to add that the
bouncers at this club were a bunch of fags who thought they were really
important. mostly the door guy who said i couldn't come in the club unless i
gave him a free cd. i said no, and he said every other band did it, and
tried to scare me with an angry look. then he said i wasn't allowed back in.
after i told the guy in charge what happened, i obviously got back in, but
that fag still tried to give me shit as much as possible for not being
afraid of his "authority". and the promoter is a cheap jewbag.
APRIL 16TH 2003 UPDATE :
last october, a friend of mine was on the superjoint ritual tour bus, and
the wigger faggots from hatebreed were on there also. they were bragging
about how they supposedly kicked my ass, and how they would do it again if
they saw me. a little later, i showed up on the bus, and they didn't say a
word to me. i didn't say anything to them because i don't remember what they
look like, so i had no idea it was them. they just looked like some run of
the mill everyday wiggers. i got called into the back of the bus, and they
sat in the front, and eventually left. so, they are still a bunch of shit
talking fags.
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